Vodka10

I'm a vodka 10, tequila 12.
Why are you so beautiful and I'm so... me?

maryjblige:

tina-knowles:

maryjblige:

i wonder if medusa ciccone’s upcoming album is gonna be any good

you, me, and the rest of the world already know the answer to that question

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i just wanted to call her medusa ciccone

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salamenceite:

i really hate the “buy me pizza and watch disney movies with me” dating mentality. like. how about you tie me up and fuck the light from my eyes then pay my car insurance and we go out to eat at Burger King because chicken fries are back.

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efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

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